Quadraspazzed

One man. Hundreds of jokes. No Mercy! Yes, the PUNsmith is here!!

David Shepherd presents his first ever festival show, David Shepherd - Quadraspazzed. Davids unique style and trademark quickfire puns have established him as "undoubtedly the Southern hemispheres funniest human...ever!!" (His mum)

Over literally hundreds of one liners David will cover such thought provoking intellectual jokes as;

- "There's more to contact lenses than meets the eye"

- "I had the top part of my foot cut off and I came out in a horrible rash. Yeah, I’m lack-toes intolerant"

- "Apparently some men get aroused listening to Cher. Hard to believe"

Shepherd is armed with an arsenal of rapid fire one liners, a pocket full of cheap props and a terrible shirt! His continual barrage of side splitting jokes will have you begging for mercy!...Resistance is futile

"not as long as other shows" - Miniature Dog Quarterly

"More than tolerable" - Sheep! Magazine

When:

Thurs 28 February; 20:00

Where:

Sweat Shop Brew Kitchen
7 Sale St, Freemans Bay

Duration:

60 minutes

Tickets:

$10

Accessibility:

Accessible seating available

Content Warnings:

16+
Adult themes