GOAL 1: STONKINGLY STOKED PUNTERS
Pwhoar this audience is HAPPY. And they didn’t even expect to see some art. I mean, is it art? They’ll easily find out through our programme, website or app.
GOAL 2: BELLY-FULL ARTISTS
A huge bunch of different artists have all sat down to Sunday lunch together and boy are they stuffed. They’ve had some good chats, they’ve made new connections and they’ve done some crazy things in front of strangers. Delightful.
GOAL 3: BEAMING VENUES
An Auckland-wide group of rooms, street corners, parks, beaches and forests get together. They throw the greatest party and everyone leaves with vague but wonderful memories, a stolen kiss and some coins in their back pockets.
GOAL 4: BRAWN AND BRAIN FOUND HERE
Auckland Fringe is dotting its T’s and crossing its I’s. Fringe is on top of it and not going anywhere so get used to it. People rely on Fringe to catch them when they trip, stop them when they drink too much and make sure there’s always condoms in their bag. Plus it has your mum on speed dial.
GOAL 5: ALL THE PALS
Auckland Fringe brings all the mates to the party. Especially the ones with the dosh. Everyone loves Fringe so much it’s like a game show you can never lose. With cash. And contra. And pro-bono. Basically, everyone wants a piece of the Fringe action and Fringe is ready to give it to them.