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Welcome to Hellansville


  • The Rose Centre 4 School Road Auckland, Auckland, 0622 New Zealand (map)

Heaven and Hell need a re-set. Overcrowding has reached critical mass in both after-life options, so a more selective approach is urgently required. As undecided souls can no longer be accommodated in Heaven or Hell, God and Satan have collaborated on a new project to remove the non-believers from their respective operations. Hellansville is a shiny, new development designed to meet the needs of an increasingly secular society who have shuffled off this mortal coil but have nowhere to go. Before the project goes live, the top representatives from both sides meet to discuss the issues at hand; Michael the effortlessly cool Archangel and Malphas a powerful demon in a crumpled suit. Together they thrash out the details of Hellansville under the watchful eye of the mysterious Maureen. 

Enter Robert, the recently deceased guineapig. All Michael and Mal have to do is sell Robert the Hellansville dream. All Robert has to do is sign up for the deal of an ‘after’-life time. All Robert has to do is believe. A tough ask for a cynical, stubborn atheist.

Welcome to Hellansville' will be performed at The Rose Centre, Belmont, North Shore on Wed 14th, Thurs 15th and *Fri 16th Sept 2022 at 8pm.

*The final show will include a post-show cheese and wine event where you are invited to a Q&A session with the writer and director.

Tickets available soon from iTicket.

  • Wed 14 Sep: 8:00PM

    Thu 15 Sep: 8.00PM
    Fri 16 Sep: 8.00PM

  • The Rose Centre
    4 School Road,
    Belmont,
    Auckland 0622

    General - $20.00

    Link to Tickets

  • 16+

    Strong language, sexual references and death.

Earlier Event: 14 September
Club-a-lub-a-ling-long
Later Event: 14 September
The Burt Bacharachups